As you might know, I'm something of a fashionista, known widely for my taste in haute couture, prêt-à-porter, and a bunch of other French type clothing words whose meaning escapes me at the moment. When three of my favorite sextastic celebrities appear in short black skirts over the weekend, I'm going to notice. I mean, I'm going to shake spasmodically, chew on a towel until I'm calm enough to function, then notice.
Katie Holmes was unusually high hem-lined in her little skirt at the Z100 Jingle Ball event in N.Y.:
While Ashley Tisdale sported her gladiator kilt and stockings shopping in Beverly Hills:
And, last, but most definitely not least, Jessica Alba, high-styled in an outfit which I'm sure cost more than my rent, but showed off her fine legs in boots to boot:
It was almost to much to bear, and yet not quite bare enough. It was in fact, very similar to a dream I have that involves me getting slapped across the face not twice but thrice for wandering hands. Thank you, ma'ams, may I have another? Enjoy.