With the way that dress is being worn on Joanna Krupa’s body it looks like a snake trying to swallow two eggs. And I’m not talking normal chicken eggs either, I am talking ostrich eggs that have been pumped full of all sorts of ethically questionable growth hormones. I always thought the rumors of soy milk giving men manboobs was a myth, but I guess she is proof it isn’t. Given how much these PETA types tend to feel about animals, they are going to be pissed if they find out they are responsible for my pending order of ostrich eggs. She just makes them look so good that I could not resist.
What is going on with that pattern on her dress? It looks like the kind of quilt my great-grandmother used to sew. She too liked flowers. But unlike Joanna, was not a nice friend to animals. I once saw her slaughter the family pig just to send a message to the rest of us. She thought we were going to put her in a retirement and she was not having it. Strange lady, but made a hell of a barbeque.
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