Cardi B attends the MOBO Awards in Leeds

 Judging by Cardi B's dress she either has to be on her way to an audition for Aquawoman or just felt like dressing up as a mermaid. She has everything that such an outfit would require. There are the fish scales and fishnets. I cannot explain the furry bit that is around her legs so I will dismiss it as a leg warmer for the cold environment that she was standing in.   

I tell ya, I do not envy some of these women who feel the need to wear the kinds of dresses that look like they would be about as comfortable as sitting on a thumb tack. I own a suit and even with it being tailored to fit me perfectly I still try to find any excuse not to wear it. "Oh honey, this work function is not going to be that formal. My tuxedo t-shirt should be just fine." I would rather perform snow angels in the hot coals at a Tony Robbins conference, than be stuck in a monkey suit for an entire evening. That is why whenever I cannot talk myself out of wearing one I just pretend to be drunk sooner than normal and start stripping items of clothing. That always goes over huge. 

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