Total Diva CJ "Lana" Perry's Red, White, and Blue

CJ Perry, aka WWE Diva Lana, is just an all-American girl. You know how I know? Well, from her wardrobe of course. It doesn't take a gigantic flag or a "These Colors Don't Run" windbreaker to tell the world how much you love the land that bore you. I just takes a pair of artfully ripped jeans, a while tank top, and a red beret. That's a formula for... wait a second!

There's nothing American about berets. Wait another second! What are the colors on France's flag? Son of a... I think there's something nefarious afoot here. Did the French get to her? Have they turned one of our proudest daughters against us? Say it isn't so.

Oh well, it's probably just all one big coincidence. Something tells me that this WWE Diva is every bit as American as her dungarees. I think it's time we stopped looking at a beret as a sign that someone could be a mole from the French Underground. Oh wait, no one else does that? Well, excuse me!

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